Bill Cannell

I am sure you remember me as the guy who was always pushing the envelope and getting in all kinds of trouble. I can’t believe that I survived the end of our first semester, ‘Junior Year Massacre,’ in which they booted ten or more of our classmates out of our high school. This forced them to attend public schools, only to be surrounded by mini-skirted young ladies. I won’t list all the details of my crazy life, but stop on by and I’ll fill you in on all the exciting details.
— Your fellow Eagle, ‘Wild Bill’ Cannell